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Paddy'o by karyaazure Paddy'o by karyaazure
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.

'Come have a look over here,' says Paddy, 'It's Michael O' Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87.'

'That's nothing, 'says Sean, 'here's one named Patrick O' Toole, it says here that he was 95 when he died.'

Just then, Seamus yells out, 'Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145!'

'What was his name?' asks Paddy.

Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker and exclaims: 'Miles, from Dublin.'
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rapidograph Mar 18, 2009  Professional Filmographer
Q: What do you call a drunk Irishman when you accidentally sit on him while he's passed out on your porch?

A: Paddy O'Furniture? :shamrock: :ohmygod::beer:
angelmarthy Mar 18, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Scuzzles for the win!#7
ridiqlum Mar 17, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I am beginning to tire in this search, but I shan't give up!
Where is the clue?
Pandemoniumswings Mar 17, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
LucidLumi Mar 17, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, snap. I can't believe I didn't get that right away. XD
:slow: it took me a minute

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