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Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.

'Come have a look over here,' says Paddy, 'It's Michael O' Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87.'

'That's nothing, 'says Sean, 'here's one named Patrick O' Toole, it says here that he was 95 when he died.'

Just then, Seamus yells out, 'Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145!'

'What was his name?' asks Paddy.

Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker and exclaims: 'Miles, from Dublin.'
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rapidograph Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009  Professional Filmographer
Q: What do you call a drunk Irishman when you accidentally sit on him while he's passed out on your porch?

A: Paddy O'Furniture? :shamrock: :ohmygod::beer:
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karyaazure Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009
hehe :doh:
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angelmarthy Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Scuzzles for the win!#7
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ridiqlum Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I am beginning to tire in this search, but I shan't give up!
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Ryugexu Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009
Where is the clue?
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T-SLA Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009
scuzz!
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Pandemoniumswings Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009  Student Traditional Artist
hahah!!
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LucidLumi Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, snap. I can't believe I didn't get that right away. XD
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FreeLancerFox Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009
:slow: it took me a minute

:giggle:
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karyaazure Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009
:giggle:
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luckylinx Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009
same here!
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Thunderstatement Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:sherlock:
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karyaazure Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009
I see you watching me :ohnoes:
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Thunderstatement Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why yes, my fair lady.
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